Welcome to the land of sexy danger and dangerous sex that is the music page. I've got a load of MP3's here for your listening pleasure, and they're absotively free and legal! The downside is that they are often dangerously stupid, and probably innapropriate for playing at work or fancy dinners. But if I know you, that's nowhere near enough to stop you from clicking away until you've got every byte of free music your grubby little mouse can carry. That's what I like about you.

First up are the stylings of Bitched, a band consisting of me (David Myers), Mitch Boyer, Evan Perry Meyers, Tom Powers, Andy Herron and Micah Shiflet. Longtime freinds, we would occasionally gather around a microphone and let our creative juices ferment into some kind of song. We haven't recorded recently, but I wouldn't count us out for good. The bottom of our barrel is basically endless, so we could scrape it again at any time. I've gathered here the entirety of our first two CDs, Technicolor Beef and Bitched in Cowland, respectively. You can fit both onto a single CDR (which we did, making the whole first CD "bonus tracks" on Bitched in Cowland) and use the insert to impress your freinds!

Bitched - Technicolor Beef - 01 - Intro
Bitched - Technicolor Beef - 02 - Eat my Thong 1
Bitched - Technicolor Beef - 03 - Eat My Thong 2
Bitched - Technicolor Beef - 04 - Eat my Thong 3
Bitched - Technicolor Beef - 05 - Eat My Thong 4
Bitched - Technicolor Beef - 06 - Evan's Song
Bitched - Technicolor Beef - 07 - Evan's Dad
Bitched - Technicolor Beef - 08 - War Theme of the Geegothi
Bitched - Technicolor Beef - 09 - I Wish
Bitched - Technicolor Beef - 10 - Jumped on Evan
Bitched - Technicolor Beef - 11 - Musicality
Bitched - Technicolor Beef - 12 - Micah gets Mad
Bitched - Technicolor Beef - 13 - Pachumbo is Dead
Bitched - Technicolor Beef - 14 - Pachumbo
Bitched - Technicolor Beef - 15 - Pimple
Bitched - Technicolor Beef - 16 - Pop Tarts
Bitched - Technicolor Beef - 17 - Stand Jumping
Bitched - Technicolor Beef - 18 - Diarrhea Eyes
Bitched - Technicolor Beef - 19 - The Other Cat
Bitched - Technicolor Beef - 20 - Worchester
Bitched - Technicolor Beef - 21 - Deep Thoughts I
Bitched - Technicolor Beef - 22 - Deep Thoughts II
Bitched - Technicolor Beef - 23 - WOW
Bitched - Technicolor Beef - 24 - Exit
Bitched - Technicolor Beef - 25 - Candid

Bitched - Bitched in Cowland - 01 - Bitched in Cowland
Bitched - Bitched in Cowland - 02 - Poop Imma Pants
Bitched - Bitched in Cowland - 03 - Evan's Late
Bitched - Bitched in Cowland - 04 - Immamouf
Bitched - Bitched in Cowland - 05 - Tanginess Sex Plantation
Bitched - Bitched in Cowland - 06 - Neutrino Chicken
Bitched - Bitched in Cowland - 07 - The Pants Song
Bitched - Bitched in Cowland - 08 - Chew on This
Bitched - Bitched in Cowland - 09 - Random Thoughts From Micah
Bitched - Bitched in Cowland - 10 - Toilet Paper
Bitched - Bitched in Cowland - 11 - Aquafina
Bitched - Bitched in Cowland - 12 - She's a Leper
Bitched - Bitched in Cowland - 13 - Foam Hammer
Bitched - Bitched in Cowland - 14 - Pimp Suit
Bitched - Bitched in Cowland - 15 - Bitched Mix
Bitched - Bitched in Cowland - 16 - Country Song
Bitched - Bitched in Cowland - 17 - Evan's Girlfriend
Bitched - Bitched in Cowland - 18 - Buntar
Bitched - Bitched in Cowland - 19 - Don't Get Soap In Your Penis
Bitched - Bitched in Cowland - 20 - Hero Quest
Bitched - Bitched in Cowland - 21 - Retarded
Bitched - Bitched in Cowland - 22 - Who Cares About Pikachu
Bitched - Bitched in Cowland - 23 - Most Annoying Song Ever
Bitched - Bitched in Cowland - 24 - Andy Nerd Vagina Part 1
Bitched - Bitched in Cowland - 25 - Andy Nerd Vagina Part 2
Bitched - Bitched in Cowland - 26 - Andy Nerd Vagina Part 3
Bitched - Bitched in Cowland - 27 - Andy Nerd Vagina Part 4

I've also done some solo music under a variety of names, but much of it is either lost or not worth uploading. I'm currently using the name Pogswoggle for my musical projects, and I'm working on a few new numbers which will hopefully work out okay. I do have one song to share for now; It's my ode to the wide world of webcomics, and all the sillyness that it attracts.

Fogswoggle - Webcomic